Lessons on legenduh

I’m stronger than an ant. And an ant is stronger than you. So I’m stronger than all of you.

How you may ask. Because I’ m a douche. In life only the douche of all douches is legenduh.

How to be a douche: Three easy steps out of many.

#1: Always make sure you never flush in public restrooms.

#2: Slip your pubic hairs in your friends sandwich.

#3: Poop on the floor and blame it on the dog.

Follow those easy steps and you’ll be on your way to mastering the art of douchery. You’ll be legen-Wait for it-Duh.

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