I have inside me the blood of kings.

I AM BORN TO BE THE ULTIMATE RULER OF THE KINGDOM OF DOUCHERY. FOLLOW ME AS WE SPREAD OUT OUR POWER OF DOUCHENESS UNTO THE LAND.

We are born for something on this planet. And we decide what that is. I have decided that my role is to be the douche king of the douche kingdom. Now bow down fellow douchers!

So what role do you have?

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