Here. Have a fucking selfie. Assholes.

Here’s a fucking selfie I just took. None of you look this fabulous taking a selfie. Admit it. None of you can say that life just decided to become a fabulous light show, just so you could take a good selfie. I owe it all to me, and my Ifruit phone, Jacob.

 

Expect me to be even douchier now. Or is it even possible to be douchier than I am? I hope so. And I hope not. Cause no one’s gonna surpass me.

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