Fucking buy something.

Buy something. Buy this Batman costume for the upcoming Halloween times. It’s not one of them shitty pajama suits. It’s a fucking awesome looking costume. Buy it through my link and get me some god damn commission.


Fancy Dress Store Men's Halloween Batman The Knight Rise Cosplay Outfit

So far it’s got about 13 user reviews. Only about 2 actually rated it badly. So this is looking like a good deal for you guys who are adults in need for the equipment to nerd and geek yourselves out. SO FUCKING BUY IT! I AM THE LAW!!!

Pretty please? (Still a douche though. Bitches.)

Prices range from $62.49 – $85.99. Get em while they’re in stock. Assuming that they’ll always be in stock. Least you won’t have to pay 250 bucks for some shit like a licensed costume that isn’t even that great.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go masturbate for the next 24 hours straight in my neighbors chia pets. By the time I get back, my money better be in my account.

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