So I happened across a few 4Chan threads. And I found some retarded Yurifags posting on a thread about how it soils the purity of Yuri to fap to it. Unless you’re a girl. And yet this is fictional material. And fapping isn’t sex. So you’re not actually having sex with the girls to soil anything. No deflowering there.
But I happened across a certain post that made me genuinely laugh and think that not all people on those threads are THAT retarded. And it said something along the lines of this. So enjoy as I recollect some of the stuff that was directly and indirectly stated by the post.
What if it was like this? What if each girl in any Yuri was actually an actor for a movie and more than half of them were either hetero or bi? What if in a game series, like Sono Hanabira, girls like Matsubara Yuuna were watching an anime of a guy (Possibly you) in a hetero relationship, and acting like a lonely girl or something, wished she could have you all to herself? Silly at first. But when you think of how little we know of the actual 2d world, it’s not AS far fetched as you might think. Maybe it is far fetched. But not that far fetched to impossibility. These fags on 4Chan however might actually commit suicide if something like that was confirmed. But this is essentially a post on the unknown of the 2d multiverse.
Imagine if in the world of SonoHana, girls like Yuuna have dakimakuras of their favorite male characters, and fall asleep listening to their voices on drama CD’s? Like Yuuna being absolutely infatuated with Jack Bauer for being so cool or something. Or even someone like Raoh from FOTNS for being so powerful and commanding.
Imagine a girl like Sara, watching an anime like Dragon Ball Z and having a Goku Dakimakura, while listening to some voice clip of Goku’s voice actress saying “I’ll protect you”?
For all we know, Kaede may not even be a shy girl to begin with. She might even secretly be an actor who likes hanging around in biker gangs. She may be hanging around guys and chicks in a biker gang ruling the fucking highways with her middle finger up all the time.
For all we know Reo may actually be a dere dere who’s crazy about men in short shorts. She may be the kind of girl who goes around stealing mens short shorts and sniffing them as she fantasizes about what a penis smells like. She may be the epitome of a pervert. Possibly a girl who, when asked who her girlfriend is by her yurifag classmates in St.Michaels, screams out “OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NAN DA!!!”
What if Mai was actually, in the real SonoHana verse, a girl who’s a hikkikomori and is actually more like Tomoko Kuroki. Imagine her trying to get a boyfriend but failing because she thinks that she can succeed by pretending to accidentally reveal her underwear? Only to have a dog be the only one paying attention as it sneezes all over her panties? Something as stupid as that is what Tomoko might try and fail at as epically stupid as that. I truly pity her.
And imagine if a girl like Miya was actually a hard working girl who just wants to get a part time job and marry a rich husband and have two kids who grow up to be delinquents and join the Yakuza? So rich that she’d never have to work for the rest of her life, but wants to work anyways because she practically can’t live without working. And so delinquent that the entirety of Japan hates her kids to the point that they achieve fame and celebrity status.
But you get the idea. This post made me laugh my ass off and think that maybe trolls on threads like these truly can make some good posts. It makes me laugh and it makes me wonder to on how something like that might work.
It sounds intellectual to me. And it sounds stupid to me. So it’s intellectually stupid. Can you imagine your own reaction if you were cast into the world of SonoHana and found that you were the object of Yuuna’s or any other SonoHana girls obsession? Would you accept her feelings and call it pure love? Would you chop your dick and balls off and think that you’d be more pure (even though you’d probably be looked at as some foul masochist)? Or would you kill yourself like a self depreciating nut case, thinking that your sinning by having her love you? Like a genuine yurifag of the most misandrist proportions? Maybe.