Category Archives: Fandom Rants

How to write women well.

Think of a man. And you take away reason and accountability. That sums up the typical “feminist” fantasy of today. And I use the term Feminist OH SO VERY LOOSELY.

As good as it gets is a really good movie. Watch it. Chumps.

Now for a random question. Do you feel the anime fanbases are being more on the Fandom side of the fandumb side?

Leave you answer below.

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Another Rant

Guess what? Chicken butt. Cause all you gonna get is shit.

Just like how trying to take the anime community of many of the forums I frequent is going to be nothing but shit. You know why? Cause it’s fucking shit opinions that’s why. Not shit because they have em or they’re opinions. But because of the context and reasoning.

What do you look for in order to get the most out of anime, manga, and games? Story? Characters? Comedy? Well thought out and placed drama? Those are some really good things.

But then we get down to the lowest form of bile sucking scum shit on the internet. The people who only watch something to get their sexual rocks off and pretend like they have some higher ascended form of taste.

Take a yaoi fan for example. A straight and gay one. Maybe they watch something dramatic for intellectual purposes. Then you have what is called the fag side of the community as coined by 4chan. 4chan. You and your brain dead monkey user base. Get back to the jungles from which you came. If you want to send us weird but fitting terms, just pelt it over here like your feces. But back on track, there’s the fag side of a community. In the Yaoi fans case, it’s the fact that these types of Yaoi fans known as fags are only into the genre for one thing. To see hot dudes make out and self insert themselves into it as either the dominant one or the submissive one. They just want to masturbate. Now that’s not such a problem for me with the ones that I know in my life, but there is one major problem. They just won’t shut up about the shit. Non stop “IT’S SO HOT DESU!!!”.

Now lets take a look at the Yuri fans fag side community. Mainly found on 4chan and people who’ve been on 4chan for a good enough time. Mainly the people on /u/ and people who frequent it for images of lesbo cooch bumping. They will actively bash any male character. They will actively claim to never play a game because it has a male player character. Guess what. You’re fucking retarded for that. Not because of taste. But because of the bullshit lies you spew. You say “I’m not playing Dragon Boxer Maximum because I have to play as a guy and not a cute kawaii girl who gets a harem of girls”. I ask why are you not going to play it because of that. The reply?

“IT’S BECAUSE IT’S SUCH A GENERIC MALE CHARACTER!!!” despite never planning to play the game and despite “Johnny Cuntsmack” the MC riding on top of a unicycle while boxing an undead penguin with Hulk Hogans arms whil the guy has a porno-stache on his face. Johnny Cutsmack in this case is the most interesting thing you’ve seen since sliced bread. But because you don’t wanna fuck him, you don’t wanna play as him. And you try to spew out shit to justify it as some well thought out non sexist viewpoint. You’re a fucking misandrist. And even then, the majority of the ones I am seeing lately are self depreciating men who probably grew up in actual households where they make them whip themselves for being born male and white and shit like that. They spend all their time worshiping the vagina as the supreme lord of the universe while basically being the fucking Uncle Ruckus towards their own gender.

These people will spend so much time hating on a male character supposedly for being “generic” while if you replace it with a female, and have it be the same PERSONALITY, they’ll be all “THIS BITCH IS AWESOME!!! BEST CHARACTER EVER!!!” along with saying the same thing about every other female in the game.As in the fucking shit that makes a character. Gender does not make for good characters. Erza Scarlett is not a good female because of her gender. She is not born good and divine. She behaves like a good character due to writing and personality. A personality that ANY man in a series could be made to portray and it would be all the same. Dante is not cool because of his gender. He’s cool because he has some killer fashion sense and a fucking wild rockstar personality but the ability to show dramatic emotion, that makes him seem awkward yet highly approachable to cast members. He’s not some guy who goes around failing to grab peoples attention like some bombastic idiot like Travis Touchdown who’s always trying TOO FUCKING HARD to emulate a badass. These fans will hate your male characters and call them generic and say shit like “A male character in my precious females presences would make it a harem”. Despite the fact that the series might get 5 male characters to balance out the 7 females in the current cast. And yet they still drop the series faster than the AVGN dropped a douche on Bugs Bunny calling it quits like the raging trollfaced SJW pussies they are.

Here’s the deal. You see a Yuri fan who says shit like “I’m loving ALL the females so far. The main character is okay I guess. He’s coming off as generic”, then don’t talk to them, and if they talk to you, don’t respect them enough to give any serious thought to their comments. Don’t try to see from their point of views. Chances are that the comment they made about their loving all the females is either 80% or 100% of all their posts about a cast with a male character, despite it having such god awful bitches like Shiraume Ume from Bento. And chances are, if the MC is slapped by a lesbian bitch like Shiraume Ume for no reason other than selfish desire to abuse the MALE MC, then not only will she be that motherfuckers fan favorite character, she’ll be solidified as this persons idea of what a good female should be like. Basically being the reasons people abuse alcohol. As you’ll soon see, every fag side of a good fan community will do such.

Take a Yaoi fans dark side and put em in a similar situation. They won’t be as vocally shiftty about showing their true colors. But they sure as hell will be a lot more likely to post three times faster than even the fastest of the Yuri fans dark sides. And all it will be is either “WHY DOES SUPER KYUN KAWAII POON NOT HAVE MORE THAN ONE MALE!? WHERES MY SEME AND UKE HOMOFAGS!?” or “WHY DOES DRAGON BOXER MAXIMUM HAVE NO GAY OPTION!? WHY CAN’T THEY ALL JUST BE DUDES SO THEY CAN FUCK EACH OTHERS BUM BUMS AND CALL IT A DAY!?” Pretty much the same shit. But more confident that people will care and like them for their tastes. Which is hardly the case with comments like those about a possibly decent video game that they haven’t played yet. The purpose of a game is to play the game. Not to play with yourself. Literally. Did you jack off you Samus when you found out she was a girl? Did you never touch the NES game again and only look for fanart with beeg titties?

Fuck. And then we’ve got the last ones to talk about. The heterofags. The dark side of the hetero themed community. The love harems, hetero romcoms, and anything to do with male and female relations. The only real problem being that they think if they can’t beat their dick to something, then it’s not worth it. For example, as I’ve said before, they may hate on Dragon Ball Z because they can’t fap to it. Sure, it’s got Bulma, Marron/Maron (however you spell Krillins old ex), Android 18, and Chichi, the final latter being a fucking bitch. But are they really on screen enough to get a decent cleavage shot that makes their breasts look beyond an F-Cup? Let alone from a series that doesn’t make it’s name for panty shots and such. Fucking pathetic. And man. Let’s not forget the asinine side of the fanfiction community I know. I never said this here, but I know a few people who would rather see KID Gohan, on Namek, having a huge cock for his age, at the age of like 5 or 6, fucking Bulma or Krillins Ex-girlfriend and creaming inside her while she straddles him. Or seeing Roshi fuck the shit out of EVERY girl ever shown up in the series while being at max fucking power. Seriously. These people and their desires to see anything heterosexual will drive a man nuts with what they might come up with. But just about every dark side is into pedophilia.

Basically, these are the fans who only think with their sexuality in mind as to what’s good. If it’s not something they wanna fuck, then it’s not something good. So basically, these are the most socially disturbed, and self righteous people on the planet. They’re the most disgustingly sexist and perverted people I’ve ever seen who relish whenever a man beats up a woman, or whenever a woman in media is portrayed as having a superior gender and being all powerful over the filthy demon known as the man. They won’t say it out loud outside of being anonymous on 4chan or when PMing a fellow SJW on forums or some shit. But trust me. Chances are, if you think something sounded sexist based on how someone worded their tastes, then guess what. They probably are, and they don’t deserve to be graced with your friendship, time, and definitely not your words of wisdom if the just throw it out expecting you to be the same kind of bitch she or he is.

Oh and let’s not forget that self insertion is the purpose of most of these fandumbas communities. Like girls? Like fucking em? Well self insert yourself. No matter how much of a pig you are or are lead to believe, you’ll still be lead to think they’ll give up the pussy to you and you’ll still be able to use your imagination. Like men? Like gettin fucked by em? Look no further. Self insertion is your key to a paradise like no other. Two hot dudes rapin your bum bum and your baby makin hole at the same time. Don’t forget to clean and switch.

They’re about asretarded as this if not more retarded.

4chan Faggotry

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So I happened across a few 4Chan threads. And I found some retarded Yurifags posting on a thread about how it soils the purity of Yuri to fap to it. Unless you’re a girl. And yet this is fictional material. And fapping isn’t sex. So you’re not actually having sex with the girls to soil anything. No deflowering there.

But I happened across a certain post that made me genuinely laugh and think that not all people on those threads are THAT retarded. And it said something along the lines of this. So enjoy as I recollect some of the stuff that was directly and indirectly stated by the post.
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What if it was like this? What if each girl in any Yuri was actually an actor for a movie and more than half of them were either hetero or bi? What if in a game series, like Sono Hanabira, girls like Matsubara Yuuna were watching an anime of a guy (Possibly you) in a hetero relationship, and acting like a lonely girl or something, wished she could have you all to herself? Silly at first. But when you think of how little we know of the actual 2d world, it’s not AS far fetched as you might think. Maybe it is far fetched. But not that far fetched to impossibility. These fags on 4Chan however might actually commit suicide if something like that was confirmed. But this is essentially a post on the unknown of the 2d multiverse.

Imagine if in the world of SonoHana, girls like Yuuna have dakimakuras of their favorite male characters, and fall asleep listening to their voices on drama CD’s? Like Yuuna being absolutely infatuated with Jack Bauer for being so cool or something. Or even someone like Raoh from FOTNS for being so powerful and commanding.

Imagine a girl like Sara, watching an anime like Dragon Ball Z and having a Goku Dakimakura, while listening to some voice clip of Goku’s voice actress saying “I’ll protect you”?

For all we know, Kaede may not even be a shy girl to begin with. She might even secretly be an actor who likes hanging around in biker gangs. She may be hanging around guys and chicks in a biker gang ruling the fucking highways with her middle finger up all the time.

For all we know Reo may actually be a dere dere who’s crazy about men in short shorts. She may be the kind of girl who goes around stealing mens short shorts and sniffing them as she fantasizes about what a penis smells like. She may be the epitome of a pervert. Possibly a girl who, when asked who her girlfriend is by her yurifag classmates in St.Michaels, screams out “OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NAN DA!!!”

What if Mai was actually, in the real SonoHana verse, a girl who’s a hikkikomori and is actually more like Tomoko Kuroki. Imagine her trying to get a boyfriend but failing because she thinks that she can succeed by pretending to accidentally reveal her underwear? Only to have a dog be the only one paying attention as it sneezes all over her panties? Something as stupid as that is what Tomoko might try and fail at as epically stupid as that. I truly pity her.

And imagine if a girl like Miya was actually a hard working girl who just wants to get a part time job and marry a rich husband and have two kids who grow up to be delinquents and join the Yakuza? So rich that she’d never have to work for the rest of her life, but wants to work anyways because she practically can’t live without working. And so delinquent that the entirety of Japan hates her kids to the point that they achieve fame and celebrity status.
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But you get the idea. This post made me laugh my ass off and think that maybe trolls on threads like these truly can make some good posts. It makes me laugh and it makes me wonder to on how something like that might work.

It sounds intellectual to me. And it sounds stupid to me. So it’s intellectually stupid. Can you imagine your own reaction if you were cast into the world of SonoHana and found that you were the object of Yuuna’s or any other SonoHana girls obsession? Would you accept her feelings and call it pure love? Would you chop your dick and balls off and think that you’d be more pure (even though you’d probably be looked at as some foul masochist)? Or would you kill yourself like a self depreciating nut case, thinking that your sinning by having her love you? Like a genuine yurifag of the most misandrist proportions? Maybe.

Rant time

Just felt like ranting. Decided on ranting about the most asinine and pathetic of the Yuri fandom. Or the damndom. Because we know they’d be damned if left to run the world in any way. These are the people that give Yuri a bad name. Just like how Yaoi gets a bad name from people of similar nature.

This… Is another rant on Yurifags. Get over it.

What bothers me the most is when people say that girls are naturally more loving and caring than males. This kind of bigotry and disgusting bias that people of such a mind set speak is what makes others want them to jump off cliffs. Or just outright knock their damn teeth out.

Here’s a post a fellow blogger made with this exact comment posted by someone else.

http://ambivalen.wordpress.com/2011/04/12/probably-the-longest-post-that-i-will-ever-write-the-sono-hanabira-ni-kuchizuke-wo-series/

“I would like to think that the H-scenes are just bonuses to what you really get out of these games. The romance, the emotions, the everything! That’s why even girls play these games. Yuri gives off a more loving atmosphere than hetero love because girls are naturally more loving and understanding than guys. Girls tend to put love over desire too.

I wouldn’t think something’s wrong with you if you like explicit yuri. There’s a reason why the series has a good amount of female fans.”

Ignoring the fact that these people proclaim a game series like Sono Hanabira as pure and innocent without any disgusting depictions of bodily fluid or disgusting themes *cough*Urine*cough*Rape*cough*, these people don’t seem to have any lick of human decency or understanding of how emotions and nature work.

Scenario time.

A man and his wife have a kid. The kid is now 8 years old. The kid dies because some pedophile (Not male in order to avoid idiots who think males are all evil and women are goddesses) rapes him and drowns him.

Mom is sad. Dad is sad. You are given the chance to interview them. You ask the mom how it feels to lose her son. She says “it’s hard, but my husband Murphy must be feeling the worst”.

You then proceed to say “That can’t be. He’s a guy! He could never feel the sorrow you do being a woman”.

How would he react (Assuming he is of a history of being an abiding and decent citizen)? Multiple choice answer.

A: “You’re right… I wish I was a woman who could feel emotions like my wife does. I’m a failure of the human race if I can’t feel the way she does.”

B: Jump out of his seat and punch you repeatedly while screaming and balling tears as he goes and shouts at you “HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! HOW COULD YOU UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL!? HE’S NOT YOUR SON!!! HE’S MINE!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!”

C: “Whoa, whoa, whoa. I’m not about to go there with you. I’m not about to excuse sexist behavior here of any kind. Now unless you can respect the fact that we’re both equally sad as a couple, since we vowed to share the pain, then you walk your ass out of here. Nothing’s making you stay.” He then proceeds to cry and cry out his sons name.

The answer is C obviously. You’re a fucking moronic bigot with a disgusting bias for females for picking A. And you’re a fucking reclusive idiot if you think it’s bound to have him be the individual who bottles up his sorrow until it makes him violently irritable (Not that women don’t act that way a lot of times).

Take care to remember that you are most likely not the scientists who supposedly did the asinine research and experiments of whether men or women feel more than the other. Now get the fuck out and stop being self righteous pricks. Be pricks to be pricks. But fucking admit to all of it without claiming yourself as right. We, as douches, don’t have that right to claim the right to be right.

Unless it’s about calling out self righteous lesbofags of the highest degree who can’t handle the fact that men are equal to women and more often than not, share the same level of emotions and purity in relationships. The same shit that a real feminist would state as many times as necessary. And guess what? Mens rights activists and feminists are not needed words. They’re labels. Specially when we had a perfectly reasonable label to begin with. Stop calling yourself a feminist and start calling yourself an egalitarian.

I wouldn’t be surprised if these were the same people who spend all their time on /u/… Let alone being the kind of people to spend all their time on any thread on 4Chan. And also these are probably the people going around bashing anyone who enjoys a hetero based harem regardless of what the other person actually said to these crazed godforsaken bigot lunatics.