Category Archives: The Douche Corner

How to write women well.

Think of a man. And you take away reason and accountability. That sums up the typical “feminist” fantasy of today. And I use the term Feminist OH SO VERY LOOSELY.

As good as it gets is a really good movie. Watch it. Chumps.

Now for a random question. Do you feel the anime fanbases are being more on the Fandom side of the fandumb side?

Leave you answer below.

19 Followers=19 Souls To collect

So I noticed for a while that I got a few followers. In the span of 4 months, about 19. Not that much. But not bad either as far as I care.

Thanks. It really makes me feel special. No seriously. I feel about as special as the liver and onions that I shat out last weekend morning. But jokes aside, I really do appreciate it. For every follower, I shit better every morning, afternoon, and evening.

Thanks for all the liver and onions.

Rant time

Just felt like ranting. Decided on ranting about the most asinine and pathetic of the Yuri fandom. Or the damndom. Because we know they’d be damned if left to run the world in any way. These are the people that give Yuri a bad name. Just like how Yaoi gets a bad name from people of similar nature.

This… Is another rant on Yurifags. Get over it.

What bothers me the most is when people say that girls are naturally more loving and caring than males. This kind of bigotry and disgusting bias that people of such a mind set speak is what makes others want them to jump off cliffs. Or just outright knock their damn teeth out.

Here’s a post a fellow blogger made with this exact comment posted by someone else.

http://ambivalen.wordpress.com/2011/04/12/probably-the-longest-post-that-i-will-ever-write-the-sono-hanabira-ni-kuchizuke-wo-series/

“I would like to think that the H-scenes are just bonuses to what you really get out of these games. The romance, the emotions, the everything! That’s why even girls play these games. Yuri gives off a more loving atmosphere than hetero love because girls are naturally more loving and understanding than guys. Girls tend to put love over desire too.

I wouldn’t think something’s wrong with you if you like explicit yuri. There’s a reason why the series has a good amount of female fans.”

Ignoring the fact that these people proclaim a game series like Sono Hanabira as pure and innocent without any disgusting depictions of bodily fluid or disgusting themes *cough*Urine*cough*Rape*cough*, these people don’t seem to have any lick of human decency or understanding of how emotions and nature work.

Scenario time.

A man and his wife have a kid. The kid is now 8 years old. The kid dies because some pedophile (Not male in order to avoid idiots who think males are all evil and women are goddesses) rapes him and drowns him.

Mom is sad. Dad is sad. You are given the chance to interview them. You ask the mom how it feels to lose her son. She says “it’s hard, but my husband Murphy must be feeling the worst”.

You then proceed to say “That can’t be. He’s a guy! He could never feel the sorrow you do being a woman”.

How would he react (Assuming he is of a history of being an abiding and decent citizen)? Multiple choice answer.

A: “You’re right… I wish I was a woman who could feel emotions like my wife does. I’m a failure of the human race if I can’t feel the way she does.”

B: Jump out of his seat and punch you repeatedly while screaming and balling tears as he goes and shouts at you “HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! HOW COULD YOU UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL!? HE’S NOT YOUR SON!!! HE’S MINE!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!”

C: “Whoa, whoa, whoa. I’m not about to go there with you. I’m not about to excuse sexist behavior here of any kind. Now unless you can respect the fact that we’re both equally sad as a couple, since we vowed to share the pain, then you walk your ass out of here. Nothing’s making you stay.” He then proceeds to cry and cry out his sons name.

The answer is C obviously. You’re a fucking moronic bigot with a disgusting bias for females for picking A. And you’re a fucking reclusive idiot if you think it’s bound to have him be the individual who bottles up his sorrow until it makes him violently irritable (Not that women don’t act that way a lot of times).

Take care to remember that you are most likely not the scientists who supposedly did the asinine research and experiments of whether men or women feel more than the other. Now get the fuck out and stop being self righteous pricks. Be pricks to be pricks. But fucking admit to all of it without claiming yourself as right. We, as douches, don’t have that right to claim the right to be right.

Unless it’s about calling out self righteous lesbofags of the highest degree who can’t handle the fact that men are equal to women and more often than not, share the same level of emotions and purity in relationships. The same shit that a real feminist would state as many times as necessary. And guess what? Mens rights activists and feminists are not needed words. They’re labels. Specially when we had a perfectly reasonable label to begin with. Stop calling yourself a feminist and start calling yourself an egalitarian.

I wouldn’t be surprised if these were the same people who spend all their time on /u/… Let alone being the kind of people to spend all their time on any thread on 4Chan. And also these are probably the people going around bashing anyone who enjoys a hetero based harem regardless of what the other person actually said to these crazed godforsaken bigot lunatics.

A sad fact of life.

Most Yuri fans are Yurifags.

Most Yaoi fans are Yaoifags.

Most het fans are hetfags.

Sad isn’t it? Sad that these people exist and refuse all games, anime, and manga just because males/females/or non harems exist and are shown, reminding them that they exist. If you want to say that males don’t belong or deserve to live, go fuck yourself. Better yet, go find a taser and put it to your ballsack or cooch and tase yourself. Pain is the only shit you deserve.

If you hate female presence in the same fashion as a disgusting Satan spawned Yurifag hates males for “being” things they’re not, then do the same.

And if you can’t stand not having a god damn harem story to self insert into so you can masturbate to, then you need to just get your sorry ass laid. Go find a hooker who offers her medical history.

Now all of you kindly fuck off, and get out of your fantasy world. The majority of women are not evil. The majority of non harem ecchi shows are not shit. And the majority of males are not evil pigs who can’t please women, because you think everyone’s gay. If you want to think that way then I’ll just be a bigot myself (A real one and not some joke bigot).

You women, men, and getfags are the spawn of Satan. Yuri, Yaoi, and Hetero are all filthy Satan spawned shit. How many times have I been told that Absolute Obedience is a masterpiece of intellectual property? More than I need to be told and lied to. How many people tell me Dragon Ball Z is shit because it lacks the moe harem-ness of the ecchi genre? More times than I can count. And more broken noses than you can count. And how many people told me that Sono Hanabira is the prime example of why Yuri is beyond even god and is the purest form of love on the planet without any disgusting abnormalities like “penises” (When penises are just as much abnormalities as vaginas), or not involving any disgusting depictions of bodily fluids? More times than anyone can count.

Sono Hanabira is not pure. It’s full of piss drinking and rape scenes. Except a few exceptions. But that doesn’t decide the series as a whole.

Absolute Obedience is not the intellectual property you people claim it as. It’s not even on the intellectual ability of Dragon Ball Z. And despite my love for DBZ, that’s sad.

Fucking buy something.

Buy something. Buy this Batman costume for the upcoming Halloween times. It’s not one of them shitty pajama suits. It’s a fucking awesome looking costume. Buy it through my link and get me some god damn commission.


Fancy Dress Store Men's Halloween Batman The Knight Rise Cosplay Outfit

So far it’s got about 13 user reviews. Only about 2 actually rated it badly. So this is looking like a good deal for you guys who are adults in need for the equipment to nerd and geek yourselves out. SO FUCKING BUY IT! I AM THE LAW!!!

Pretty please? (Still a douche though. Bitches.)

Prices range from $62.49 – $85.99. Get em while they’re in stock. Assuming that they’ll always be in stock. Least you won’t have to pay 250 bucks for some shit like a licensed costume that isn’t even that great.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go masturbate for the next 24 hours straight in my neighbors chia pets. By the time I get back, my money better be in my account.

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But don’t forget to check out this blog for more of my epically ultimate doucheness. But I’ll also be linking here. So don’t expect very much doucheness for that. Gotta make people want the product instead of laugh at my douchey jokes.

But like I said. Get with the fucking program. Make dat paper.

Hypocritical people

There are some hypocritical people out there. Some do it just to be douches. Them be mah bros. Then there be da bitches and bastards that do it, and think they’re some noble warriors of the interwebz.

For example, on the NISA forums, which I’ve been to and signed up myself, there are some people who are very hypocritical. Or just contradictory to their own statements. Who they are is your task to find out.

Many times they’ll complain about something super trivial. But when someone takes the opposite stance or so, they act as if you don’t have the right to that opinion. They won’t say “You don’t have that right”. But their words speak it all by itself. And they typically pull the argumentative statement that says “So you think we can’t have an opinion if it doesn’t agree with yours?” but they won’t let that apply to you as well as their own “masterful” opinions. Example being below. Scenario is that they’re putting in a male character who isn’t an SI or faceless in the latest (pretend) Neptunia game in the main series (Non spin off). Not as a playable character, but as an artistically drawn out character with some personality and such and a use in battle or out. And a story role that doesn’t lead to the revealing of his “male” douchness and villain role. And it’s obvious that it shall not lead to his death and exclusion from any other games.

Forum user A (hypocrite): Why the fuck are they putting in this trite? A male would only serve to ruin this series. What’s so unique about it is the all female playable cast, and the lack of male presence! And people wonder why I feel like leaving the series. Fuck this male character. Males belong in the garbage.

Forum user B: How is it ruined? And how is it a unique aspect to lack male presence when it’s been done before enough times to lose any semblance of uniqueness? It’s only unique if it’s obscure enough to not be done that many times and for us to not know much about the concept. We already know more than enough about it. And people wonder why I tell them that Noire being anti-male is subjective to personal view. First off, I like this idea of this male character because it’s a personification of a system I wanted to see. The Virtual Boy. I also find it unique how the latest game will incorporate a new system that lets you have a new type of support character that lets each character have a unique ability that they can use. And it’s cool, to me, how they made it that this character, being a virtual boy personification, is going to be used as a type of reconnaissance ability that lets you use him to view the landscape of dungeons for one use per dungeon, and to find all the hidden items, as well as being used to reveal the actual stats of all the on screen enemies. This male character is interesting to me and I don’t see how he can be a problem that would ruin the series, unless you’re raised by people like feminazi’s. Aside from that though, I suggest that if that’s not the case, then watch how you put your words.

Forum user A: So you think we can’t have opinions unless it agrees with yours? Stop with the self righteous bs.

Forums user B: How is it that me stating my opinion and questioning your reasoning stating that “You don’t have the right to opinion”.

Forum user A: The fact that you challenged my opinion with such subjective views tells me the true color of your nature. How can you think that using subjective views isn’t telling me that when you’re standing against my honest opinion?

Forum user B: And that doesn’t apply to me when you challenge my opinion with your own subjective views?

Forum user A (What they really want to say): FUCK YOU! I’M RIGHT, YOU’RE WRONG! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DEFEND THE MALE PIG!

Now who do you think was self righteous in that exchange? A or B? The crazed man hater, or the man with the decently stated opinion backed by some unique sides to the spectrum of opinions? I think the answer’s obvious. Many times you find these people on many other forums. Never go to moviecodec’s lounge though. Not only is it filled with such trite like that, but filled with every kind of bad person imaginable. And the owner has terrible taste in choosing management of the site.

If you ever want to be safe then avoid all these forums below.


 

NISA Forums (You’ll find a lot less civil people there than you’d find hypocrites who enjoy slandering decent peoples names. Not that a douche like me is decent though).

Moviecodec’s Lounge forums (Totally the slums and ghetto of the freakin interwebz and it’s scum. I’m one of them. Some good. But most bad)

Comic Vine (Too many comic worshipping ass fags).

Anime Vice (Not enough comic fans. Less chance of bashing comics than Comic Vine has of bashing anime and manga).

Myanimelist Forums (Never ask for help there. They’re useless for projects and such.)

The Youtube Community (Chances are you’ve already been exposed like me and will never leave. At least make use of trolls and enjoy or even put on a good freakin show and tell).

Tumblr (If you don’t know why, then you’re normal. No one can tell you why they suck. But they suck for more than a hundred different unrelated reasons).


 

Misheard Bullshit

Just found this old hilarious misheard lyrics by a Youtuber called LelouchCommandsYou.

For the Sephiroth theme song from Crisis Core.

https://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=CCY-1Ss3Zn0

Sephiroth Theme (I know it isn’t really the lyrics but still) Theres frogs in paris, jingle bells, ham and cheese! (x2) Sephiroth! Sephiroth! Theres frogs in paris, jingle bells, ham and cheese! (x2) Sephiroth! Sephiroth! Swords in my knees! Yes in my knees! (x2) Sephiroth! Sephiroth! Theres frogs in paris, jingle bells, ham and cheese! (x2) Sephiroth! Sephiroth! (Chorus i think) (instrumental version of frogs in paris) Many, many, many, ass! Everybody touching ass! (x8) Sephiroth!

 

Now stab yourself with swords in your knees you pissless lil shits.

Forum Post

Well… Bored as shit. Fuck you. Now read this post I made that gave my opinions on anime in a constructive way. Well. Mostly.

Q: Which is your favorite movie/OAV/series/etc?

A: Dragon Ball all the way to Z. I watched it all the way to Z starting with Dragon Ball and it’s a more marvelous experience that way. Makes it far far greater to see the truly marvelous anime that Z was. It wasn’t simply Z. It was a continuation and growth for the young Goku.

Q: Which anime is the funniest/saddest/scariest/dumbest/etc?

A: The funniest to me would have to be “Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei”. If you’re on any kind of substance like Marijuana (Not that I condone the use of such things) it would probably be one hell of a trip to do that AND watch the mayhem of nonsensical ******** that the anime itself was. The opening could give mental breakdowns of utter “DaFuqness” every second. The saddest would have to be either “Clannad After Story” or “Angel Beats”. Probably After Story. The dumbest would have to be the retardation that is known only as Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. I would never watch that at all unless I was being paid $50,000.00 per episode with a review to go along with each one.

Q: Which anime is the most over-rated/worst/annoying/etc?

A: Overrated for me would have to either be Attack On Titan, Gurren Lagann, or any of the previous HST (Naruro, One Piece, and Bleach). They’re great in their own right, but not worth the deconstructive bashing of any other anime without actually watching said anime’s (For fun and not just to compare them to the former HST). The worst and most annoying would go to Bobobo again.

Which anime is the most obscure/oldest/popular/newest anime you’ve seen?

A: The most obscure I’ve personally ever seen is “Sokihei M.D Geist” (Demon-Garbed M.D Geist/Most-Dangerous Soldier Geist). The oldest would have to be “Momotarō no Umiwashi”. The most popular one is debatable for me cause I don’t know of any current surveys. But to list off a few would include things like “Madoka Magica”, “The World God Only Knows”, “Dragon Ball Z”, “Cowboy Bebop”, “Sword Art Online”, and a few of the Gundam series amongst other shows. The newest would be Space Dandy Season 2.

Q: Which anime made you cry/scream/giggle/etc?

A: Only Clannad and After Story actually made me cry. There are too many that made me scream for various reasons (Non that involved fear but more so rage) and just about any comedy can make me LMAO. Specially things like “Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei” and Nichijou.

Q: Which anime were better as a manga, and vice versa?

A: I never think anime are better as manga for the same reasons that Comics work better in cartoons. Animation can more easily portray situations and such and actually give us better perspective on the actions of the characters. We can see Superman actually going light speed instead of a still picture saying he did. Now if it’s about what should have just stayed as a manga then I wouldn’t know. I haven’t seen anything bad enough like that other than Bobobo.

Q: Which anime do you want to see as a live action?

A: I really want to see Poke’mon as an adult comedy feature length film in a theater near me. I wanna see Ash as a grown a** man spewing curse words every time he loses in either the final 8 or the league finals.

Q: Which anime/manga do you wish was real/live in?

A: Dragon Ball GT. The Black Star Dragon Balls can grant any wish. ANY. I can wish to be able to be the master of the balls and to be able to have my way with them in any way. Even to go to another anime verse. Suck it gods. I’m takin over your generic harems of women and dumping all of em off into other verse with guys who would appreciate them and mesmerize them with badass. I wonder how they’d behave if they were Goku’s harem? Cause despite Chi-Chi being a completely evil woman, Goku would never leave her for anyone. And these harem bitches seem like they’d waste their lives away on pursuing one guy and dissing all the other guys. Assuming that non of em are mother freakin Son Goku of all people. Nicest guy you’ll ever meet, but he doesn’t need a woman all the time to save his a**. Not even to cook his own dinner. He’d hunt for that s**t. But if you wanna tempt him with a feast of roasted duck, fried rice, chashu pork in ramen, and those steamed broccoli stick things you find in Chinese resturaunts, you may have some form of weapon on him.

Q: Which anime has your favourite scenes? What are they?

A: My favorite scenes would be the ones where Goku transforms into his Super Saiyan transformations and the feels scenes from Clannad and After Story. Also anything from “Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei” and Nichijou. So freakin hilarious

Q: Which anime has the best/worst/most romantic/etc ending?

A: The best ending would have to be the ending to Clannad After Story. It felt so satisfying. I was praying so much for it to have a happy ending despite it looking impossible. And as if heard by the lord himself, there it was. I think the worst ending to an anime I ever saw was the ending of Yami to Bōshi to Hon no Tabibito. The ending was pathetic. I half expected it to be as full of garbage as it was in the end, but I still expected the protagonist to get what she was looking for. Not that reincarnation garbage. The most romantic ending would have to be the ending to Inuyasha.

Q: Which do you prefer, anime or manga?

A: I prefer anime over manga in terms of visual appeal, depth, and understanding. Manga in terms of over all length. Usually an anime takes a LOOOONG time to catch up to an actual manga that isn’t as big as the former HST were.

Q: Which anime has the worst/best/most mangled/etc dub/sub/raw?

A: I think Speed Racer had the most “so bad it’s good” dub. The worst dub in general would have to be the dubs of One Piece (4Kids version) and the movies of “Yu Yu Hakusho”.The best dub would have to be the dub of Death Note and Dragon Ball Z (for the fact that the Funimation dub matches most of the characters far better). The most mangled? I’d say it’s the same as worst so yeah. I can’t think of a worst sub I’ve ever seen since most don’t fall under the crap factor to me. But the best would be the sub of Fate/Zero as of now. This just usually changes on a whim. Almost like a grace I choose to give when I’m in the mood.

Q: Which anime quotes do you like? What are they?

A: “I’m in despair! This *Insert reason to be despaired* has left me in despair!” & “AND A TOILET SEAT COVER!!!” (Sunohara’s epic quote done epicly and hilariously after every sentence… For a while.)

Q: Which anime are you currently watching?

A: Rokujouma No Shinryakusha, Space Dandy Season 2, Sword Art Online Season 2, and Mazinkaiser Skl.

Q: What is your favorite anime genre?

A: I don’t have a favorite. Just some that I absolutely cannot and will not stand for sitting down for at all no matter what happens to me. Specifically anime solely built to pander to the sexuality or sexual theme preferences of fandoms. Such as a Yuri anime solely about girls kissing and having sex, a Yaoi of similar aspects, and an ecchi harem anime built to pander to horny teens alone.

Q: Subtitles or Dubbing?

A: Subtitles. Dubbing I get more disappointments from despite all the genuine expectations I put into hoping that it’s the next best Death Note in terms of dubbing. Usually it’s either okay or horrible for me. Subtitles tend to never go down below the factor of “meh” or okay.

Surprisingly out of all the fandoms I can’t stand it’s actually the Yuri community that I cant stand over most others and not the Yaoi community. Most of the ones I know and have talked to are raging man haters and only pretend to be decent civil people when it comes to their tastes. But in private with more of their kind, they let it all out about how terrible any anime centered on a male is or how shitty an anime is when it’s not a female in the role of the main character. They basically will try and tell you how they don’t think a male in an anime is inherently bad, and some are good at hiding their true colors with fancy words that seem to make sense to the untrained person. But when you look at the majority of their posts on forums, it’s either about how bad a male being suddenly put into a series in any kind of non evil villainous role or non douchebag NPC role is, or how such a thing would ruin the series. They’re the kind of people who watch Yuri and claim it as the most pure thing in existence by nature and superior to any other sexuality by nature, but deep down think that if their female characters have any interactions with a non douchey male who’s nice and not out to rape people, then it automatically becomes an adulterous harem that disgraces the Yuri goodness of the show and makes the female weak and defensless (When it’s not a given), even when their is only slight subtext and blatant interest in the male species. The Yaoi community isn’t too far off though in terms of annoyance. Where the Yuri community packs a larger assortment of “Weapons” per say, the Yaoi community only has, and needs, one single weapon to do so. I don’t need to know how hot guys on guys are. I don’t need to know how it makes it so much better to watch “Boku No Pico” or “Gakuen Heaven” over Dragon Ball or Z. And that alone is stupid and impossible anyways. Specially when Boku No Pico hardly is anything but professionally made porn of gay effeminate little boys. Sick s**t dood.

Now fuck off and pork your bitch or some shit.
Or fuck off and watch this video or some shit. DO PLEASE DO  EXACTLY WHAT THESE IDIOTS DO IN THE VIDEO. IT’LL MAKE YOU FAMOUS.