Category Archives: The Nut-shit-funbag corner

How to write women well.

Think of a man. And you take away reason and accountability. That sums up the typical “feminist” fantasy of today. And I use the term Feminist OH SO VERY LOOSELY.

As good as it gets is a really good movie. Watch it. Chumps.

Now for a random question. Do you feel the anime fanbases are being more on the Fandom side of the fandumb side?

Leave you answer below.

Another Rant

Guess what? Chicken butt. Cause all you gonna get is shit.

Just like how trying to take the anime community of many of the forums I frequent is going to be nothing but shit. You know why? Cause it’s fucking shit opinions that’s why. Not shit because they have em or they’re opinions. But because of the context and reasoning.

What do you look for in order to get the most out of anime, manga, and games? Story? Characters? Comedy? Well thought out and placed drama? Those are some really good things.

But then we get down to the lowest form of bile sucking scum shit on the internet. The people who only watch something to get their sexual rocks off and pretend like they have some higher ascended form of taste.

Take a yaoi fan for example. A straight and gay one. Maybe they watch something dramatic for intellectual purposes. Then you have what is called the fag side of the community as coined by 4chan. 4chan. You and your brain dead monkey user base. Get back to the jungles from which you came. If you want to send us weird but fitting terms, just pelt it over here like your feces. But back on track, there’s the fag side of a community. In the Yaoi fans case, it’s the fact that these types of Yaoi fans known as fags are only into the genre for one thing. To see hot dudes make out and self insert themselves into it as either the dominant one or the submissive one. They just want to masturbate. Now that’s not such a problem for me with the ones that I know in my life, but there is one major problem. They just won’t shut up about the shit. Non stop “IT’S SO HOT DESU!!!”.

Now lets take a look at the Yuri fans fag side community. Mainly found on 4chan and people who’ve been on 4chan for a good enough time. Mainly the people on /u/ and people who frequent it for images of lesbo cooch bumping. They will actively bash any male character. They will actively claim to never play a game because it has a male player character. Guess what. You’re fucking retarded for that. Not because of taste. But because of the bullshit lies you spew. You say “I’m not playing Dragon Boxer Maximum because I have to play as a guy and not a cute kawaii girl who gets a harem of girls”. I ask why are you not going to play it because of that. The reply?

“IT’S BECAUSE IT’S SUCH A GENERIC MALE CHARACTER!!!” despite never planning to play the game and despite “Johnny Cuntsmack” the MC riding on top of a unicycle while boxing an undead penguin with Hulk Hogans arms whil the guy has a porno-stache on his face. Johnny Cutsmack in this case is the most interesting thing you’ve seen since sliced bread. But because you don’t wanna fuck him, you don’t wanna play as him. And you try to spew out shit to justify it as some well thought out non sexist viewpoint. You’re a fucking misandrist. And even then, the majority of the ones I am seeing lately are self depreciating men who probably grew up in actual households where they make them whip themselves for being born male and white and shit like that. They spend all their time worshiping the vagina as the supreme lord of the universe while basically being the fucking Uncle Ruckus towards their own gender.

These people will spend so much time hating on a male character supposedly for being “generic” while if you replace it with a female, and have it be the same PERSONALITY, they’ll be all “THIS BITCH IS AWESOME!!! BEST CHARACTER EVER!!!” along with saying the same thing about every other female in the game.As in the fucking shit that makes a character. Gender does not make for good characters. Erza Scarlett is not a good female because of her gender. She is not born good and divine. She behaves like a good character due to writing and personality. A personality that ANY man in a series could be made to portray and it would be all the same. Dante is not cool because of his gender. He’s cool because he has some killer fashion sense and a fucking wild rockstar personality but the ability to show dramatic emotion, that makes him seem awkward yet highly approachable to cast members. He’s not some guy who goes around failing to grab peoples attention like some bombastic idiot like Travis Touchdown who’s always trying TOO FUCKING HARD to emulate a badass. These fans will hate your male characters and call them generic and say shit like “A male character in my precious females presences would make it a harem”. Despite the fact that the series might get 5 male characters to balance out the 7 females in the current cast. And yet they still drop the series faster than the AVGN dropped a douche on Bugs Bunny calling it quits like the raging trollfaced SJW pussies they are.

Here’s the deal. You see a Yuri fan who says shit like “I’m loving ALL the females so far. The main character is okay I guess. He’s coming off as generic”, then don’t talk to them, and if they talk to you, don’t respect them enough to give any serious thought to their comments. Don’t try to see from their point of views. Chances are that the comment they made about their loving all the females is either 80% or 100% of all their posts about a cast with a male character, despite it having such god awful bitches like Shiraume Ume from Bento. And chances are, if the MC is slapped by a lesbian bitch like Shiraume Ume for no reason other than selfish desire to abuse the MALE MC, then not only will she be that motherfuckers fan favorite character, she’ll be solidified as this persons idea of what a good female should be like. Basically being the reasons people abuse alcohol. As you’ll soon see, every fag side of a good fan community will do such.

Take a Yaoi fans dark side and put em in a similar situation. They won’t be as vocally shiftty about showing their true colors. But they sure as hell will be a lot more likely to post three times faster than even the fastest of the Yuri fans dark sides. And all it will be is either “WHY DOES SUPER KYUN KAWAII POON NOT HAVE MORE THAN ONE MALE!? WHERES MY SEME AND UKE HOMOFAGS!?” or “WHY DOES DRAGON BOXER MAXIMUM HAVE NO GAY OPTION!? WHY CAN’T THEY ALL JUST BE DUDES SO THEY CAN FUCK EACH OTHERS BUM BUMS AND CALL IT A DAY!?” Pretty much the same shit. But more confident that people will care and like them for their tastes. Which is hardly the case with comments like those about a possibly decent video game that they haven’t played yet. The purpose of a game is to play the game. Not to play with yourself. Literally. Did you jack off you Samus when you found out she was a girl? Did you never touch the NES game again and only look for fanart with beeg titties?

Fuck. And then we’ve got the last ones to talk about. The heterofags. The dark side of the hetero themed community. The love harems, hetero romcoms, and anything to do with male and female relations. The only real problem being that they think if they can’t beat their dick to something, then it’s not worth it. For example, as I’ve said before, they may hate on Dragon Ball Z because they can’t fap to it. Sure, it’s got Bulma, Marron/Maron (however you spell Krillins old ex), Android 18, and Chichi, the final latter being a fucking bitch. But are they really on screen enough to get a decent cleavage shot that makes their breasts look beyond an F-Cup? Let alone from a series that doesn’t make it’s name for panty shots and such. Fucking pathetic. And man. Let’s not forget the asinine side of the fanfiction community I know. I never said this here, but I know a few people who would rather see KID Gohan, on Namek, having a huge cock for his age, at the age of like 5 or 6, fucking Bulma or Krillins Ex-girlfriend and creaming inside her while she straddles him. Or seeing Roshi fuck the shit out of EVERY girl ever shown up in the series while being at max fucking power. Seriously. These people and their desires to see anything heterosexual will drive a man nuts with what they might come up with. But just about every dark side is into pedophilia.

Basically, these are the fans who only think with their sexuality in mind as to what’s good. If it’s not something they wanna fuck, then it’s not something good. So basically, these are the most socially disturbed, and self righteous people on the planet. They’re the most disgustingly sexist and perverted people I’ve ever seen who relish whenever a man beats up a woman, or whenever a woman in media is portrayed as having a superior gender and being all powerful over the filthy demon known as the man. They won’t say it out loud outside of being anonymous on 4chan or when PMing a fellow SJW on forums or some shit. But trust me. Chances are, if you think something sounded sexist based on how someone worded their tastes, then guess what. They probably are, and they don’t deserve to be graced with your friendship, time, and definitely not your words of wisdom if the just throw it out expecting you to be the same kind of bitch she or he is.

Oh and let’s not forget that self insertion is the purpose of most of these fandumbas communities. Like girls? Like fucking em? Well self insert yourself. No matter how much of a pig you are or are lead to believe, you’ll still be lead to think they’ll give up the pussy to you and you’ll still be able to use your imagination. Like men? Like gettin fucked by em? Look no further. Self insertion is your key to a paradise like no other. Two hot dudes rapin your bum bum and your baby makin hole at the same time. Don’t forget to clean and switch.

They’re about asretarded as this if not more retarded.

19 Followers=19 Souls To collect

So I noticed for a while that I got a few followers. In the span of 4 months, about 19. Not that much. But not bad either as far as I care.

Thanks. It really makes me feel special. No seriously. I feel about as special as the liver and onions that I shat out last weekend morning. But jokes aside, I really do appreciate it. For every follower, I shit better every morning, afternoon, and evening.

Thanks for all the liver and onions.

A taste of my history with video games.

This’ll be the first of two posts that I’ll be posting tonight.

Here’s a quick history lesson on my history with SOME video games.

My first true experience, outside of playing on the computer with an interactive Toy Story game that sucked ass, was with a portable system. The Sega Game Gear. I was super young at the time. About 4 years old when my sister was living with me and my parents. So it was about 3 years after its initial release. My sister was probably in middle or high school at the time. She had gotten a Game Gear from her friend and it was new. It was still unopened and she really didn’t care for portables, so she gave it to me. And the real kicker here is that I didn’t even open it until I had to take a shit. So the first genuine experience with games was on the shitter. It was essentially one of the early “Angry Birds” situations where someone gamed on the shitter for roughly 4 fucking hours. Least to my experience. The game I played however was total garbage for me because I couldn’t see anything on the screen.

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Not exactly my first gaming experience, but it would have been awesome if that were the case.

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After that, my experience went uphill with more games, since I was never one to be let down by one bad experience in terms of dem video games, and decided to get myself an NES with the money my parents gave me for Christmas. Supervised of course since they didn’t want me blowing it all on something like crack, cocaine, and cocaine accessories.

I got the power set NES pack at a retail place. Unfortunately there was one person who tried to sell my dad some crack, and he ended up running the guys foot over. Not that he wanted to. But some crackheads just don’t know that feet aren’t meant to be placed underneath car wheels. I enjoyed Mario Bros, but unfortunately, they had to ban me from playing Duck Hunt because I threw my controller at our dog in a fit of rage. To this day, I still love killing that Duck Hunt demon dog who laughs at you on Newgrounds.

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Get that Son of a bitch Tenebrae! Get em! Show em what a Centurion can do!

My entire experience with video games that have over the top difficulty or nonsense. You may laugh at the angry nerd now.

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When the time came around on my sixth birthday, my parents finally got me a SNES, along with Super Mario World, which is still one of the most spectacular Mario games in my life, along with a few other games, which were Legend of Zelda 1 & 2 for my NES, Legend of Zelda LTTP, Super Metroid and the original for the NES, and Super Castelvania 4 for the SNES. The other Castlevania games avaliable at the time were donated by my older neighbor who had more than one copy along with every available Donkey Kong game. Ever since then, I had become so hooked onto video games that I was considered the Nerd king, sometimes the Geek king, of the entire block. People would shower me with NES controllers and throw banquets in my honor. Well, mostly just neighborhood parties where we would partake in Hawaiian Punch and snacks. But at the time, when you’re that young and sitting in the biggest easy chair on someone elses lawn, you really felt that grand and in charge at the time. As a side note, I also was subscribed to Nintendo Power. But I doubt anyone cares to hear about that instead of the actual video games. Oh what? You did wanna hear about it? Okay!

Long story short, aside from the usual need for a walkthrough, the only thing I cared for about those were the freakish and maniacal pictures in the book, such as one of some woman holding what’s supposed to be meat loaf or something but it looked more like a log of fecal matter.

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The worlds most popular gateway drug into a world of Fuckness.

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After all that jazz and pizazz of being the neighborhoods local gamer king, I moved out of the house with my mom, after some stupid divorce that had literally no impact on me as a person, and found my way in the gaming world to what can only be described as the most awesome times to be a kid. The time that I had not only an N64 along with Donkey Kong 64, Smash Bros, Mario 64, Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time & Majora’s Mask, and Hey You Pikachu, but also having a PS1 and Castlevania Symphony of The Night. I also had a few minor games like DBZ UB22 and Digimon World 2 and 3. This was one of the happiest times of my life in terms of gaming experience.

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Ignore the first one. Just cut that one out from my experience.

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After that, I took more liberty with my gaming experience as I grew older over the years and upgraded to the PS2. From that moment on, I met one of the greatest heroes of my life. A hero who’s all about crazy parties and riding atop incoming missile fire. It was my first TRUE experience with an M rated game.

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Behold. The greatest person to ever walk the earth of men and women. Let alone any place. Making all the girls panties wet, and all the mens Wangs hard from sheer badassery mixed in with glamorous cheesy humor up the ass.

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I played so much DMC1 that I actually had my friend build me my own Dante costume when I was eleven. Course I didn’t count this as cosplay since I never got to go to any convention and show it off. But whatever. But my mom told me never to wear it because I looked like some vampire nutjob to her. Didn’t listen. And then she said I was being rebellious. Damn straight. I was rebellious up the ass. I had some CRAZY parties in that thing with friends! I even had my own Force Edge made from scratch by a friend. I almost poked my neighbors eye out with it. Thankfully he didn’t report me to my mom.

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If only my cosplays were this fabulous. Welp. Time to hit the useless push ups!

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After that, I played nothing but DMC 1 2 and 3 aside from the other games I had which were the DBZ games, KH 1 and 2, and also Star Wars Bounty Hunter. My love for DMC though went up the roof as I continuously bought more games from it. Namely the special edition.

Eventually, I got to the PS3 and Xbox360. PS3 for me, was my gateway to the first time I ever experienced a NISA game. And that was with Disgaea 3 Absence of Justice. I played that day in and day out just to beat it. Ever since then, my second favorite series of games, aside from Legend of Zelda’s spot in second, was the Disgaea series. I eventually got 1 and 2 from a friend for free. And those were awesome as well. For me however, the games I most enjoyed, was not only DMC4, but also my first memorable experience with GTA. GTAIV was my first time truly having my own GTA game. I used to only play them at friends. But this time, I had full access to the stress reducing factor of the GTA series. I ran over so many cops in that game that I would probably have been sent straight to death if they ever caught and arrested me. So dangerous and wild that the moment I enter a prison, they just drop me to my knees and shoot me. But god. I had so much stress from my mom that time that I was in lala land playing the shit out of GTAIV. For the 360, the only game I really had on there was Saints Row 2 & 3 alongside Sonic 06. At least that I can remember for now.

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My face when I play any GTA game from SA all the way to V

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Ever since then, it’s been smooth sailing for me and games. Aside from the games mentioned, I also had plenty of other games. Just that I can’t remember them all or care to type that huge a post.

But eventually I came across Neptunia with a friend of mine. I wasn’t going to buy it since I had no money. But my friend did. So he bought it and we played it a bit. It was okay for me. The only thing I liked were really the jokes. I didn’t even get to really finish it though. But eventually I had come across Victory and MK2 as time went on. While my first true experience wasn’t all that grand, it was much better than I expected. MK2 came later. But for Victory, it was plenty fun. Although I did have a few gripes with it due to some implications, but it was all fun though in the end.

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Plutia: You know, the fact that you didn’t even trrryyyy to get better shares really sucks, ya know?
Me: You don’t say? And what do I get in return for doing all these things?
Vert: A few healing items and a few weapons you probably wouldn’t care to use.
Me: Oh, so I don’t get to cop some feels, Vert? Well. Fuck me… You better at least feel grateful that I still put faith in you.

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Now comes to the present day. Now I have a Vita and Re;Birth. And I plan to get more. And to this day, I play about 30% of my portables on the can. I’m a member of Angry Birds Anonymous. Please help me.

But in all seriousness, there are so many games that I have played, that I probably couldn’t even list them all without spending an entire day remembering them and taking notes.

4chan Faggotry

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So I happened across a few 4Chan threads. And I found some retarded Yurifags posting on a thread about how it soils the purity of Yuri to fap to it. Unless you’re a girl. And yet this is fictional material. And fapping isn’t sex. So you’re not actually having sex with the girls to soil anything. No deflowering there.

But I happened across a certain post that made me genuinely laugh and think that not all people on those threads are THAT retarded. And it said something along the lines of this. So enjoy as I recollect some of the stuff that was directly and indirectly stated by the post.
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What if it was like this? What if each girl in any Yuri was actually an actor for a movie and more than half of them were either hetero or bi? What if in a game series, like Sono Hanabira, girls like Matsubara Yuuna were watching an anime of a guy (Possibly you) in a hetero relationship, and acting like a lonely girl or something, wished she could have you all to herself? Silly at first. But when you think of how little we know of the actual 2d world, it’s not AS far fetched as you might think. Maybe it is far fetched. But not that far fetched to impossibility. These fags on 4Chan however might actually commit suicide if something like that was confirmed. But this is essentially a post on the unknown of the 2d multiverse.

Imagine if in the world of SonoHana, girls like Yuuna have dakimakuras of their favorite male characters, and fall asleep listening to their voices on drama CD’s? Like Yuuna being absolutely infatuated with Jack Bauer for being so cool or something. Or even someone like Raoh from FOTNS for being so powerful and commanding.

Imagine a girl like Sara, watching an anime like Dragon Ball Z and having a Goku Dakimakura, while listening to some voice clip of Goku’s voice actress saying “I’ll protect you”?

For all we know, Kaede may not even be a shy girl to begin with. She might even secretly be an actor who likes hanging around in biker gangs. She may be hanging around guys and chicks in a biker gang ruling the fucking highways with her middle finger up all the time.

For all we know Reo may actually be a dere dere who’s crazy about men in short shorts. She may be the kind of girl who goes around stealing mens short shorts and sniffing them as she fantasizes about what a penis smells like. She may be the epitome of a pervert. Possibly a girl who, when asked who her girlfriend is by her yurifag classmates in St.Michaels, screams out “OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NAN DA!!!”

What if Mai was actually, in the real SonoHana verse, a girl who’s a hikkikomori and is actually more like Tomoko Kuroki. Imagine her trying to get a boyfriend but failing because she thinks that she can succeed by pretending to accidentally reveal her underwear? Only to have a dog be the only one paying attention as it sneezes all over her panties? Something as stupid as that is what Tomoko might try and fail at as epically stupid as that. I truly pity her.

And imagine if a girl like Miya was actually a hard working girl who just wants to get a part time job and marry a rich husband and have two kids who grow up to be delinquents and join the Yakuza? So rich that she’d never have to work for the rest of her life, but wants to work anyways because she practically can’t live without working. And so delinquent that the entirety of Japan hates her kids to the point that they achieve fame and celebrity status.
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But you get the idea. This post made me laugh my ass off and think that maybe trolls on threads like these truly can make some good posts. It makes me laugh and it makes me wonder to on how something like that might work.

It sounds intellectual to me. And it sounds stupid to me. So it’s intellectually stupid. Can you imagine your own reaction if you were cast into the world of SonoHana and found that you were the object of Yuuna’s or any other SonoHana girls obsession? Would you accept her feelings and call it pure love? Would you chop your dick and balls off and think that you’d be more pure (even though you’d probably be looked at as some foul masochist)? Or would you kill yourself like a self depreciating nut case, thinking that your sinning by having her love you? Like a genuine yurifag of the most misandrist proportions? Maybe.