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Yuri: When was it ever “good”?

 

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So… I saw a post trying to compare that new Steam release for the Hanabira series… To Metal Gear. Says it’s the Metal Gear Solid of Yuri. And it got me thinking about something. When was Yuri ever good? First I’ll show you what I wanted to post on the Steam review. Then I’ll go into more detail about the Genre.

1: This game series is by far not such a thing. It has like zero interaction, About as much interaction as a Metal Gear Solid game where you just push a stick forward and click one button and Snake is just running on his own and no scoping everything as if he had a bot running his aiming. They lack a bad end for not making the main expected choices, and there are no penises to qualify an asinine name like Solid Snake to be anything like Metal Gear. Unless it’s got a hunk of a dude rescuing the president or some shit, it’s a shit statement to call this the Metal Gear of anything.

2: Metal Gear is pure quality. This series is known for glorifying lesbians raping lesbians (Female double standards), lesbians peeing on lesbians, and lesbians being extremely neurotic and impossible to understand. Sometimes I can barely call these girls “lesbians” since I feel they would have been just as satisfied if they were getting cocked by a 7 inch Otacon. Seriously. They always seem to be wet and ready for sex even when no one is around. They fuck everywhere and anywhere in their series. And if a woman is that wet all the time, it tends to actually physically feel good. And they never seem to outright state a hatred for males. Just that one of them has a hatred for cheating at times to the point she’ll kill her lover and then herself. So this game is hardly known for quality. More so mediocrity.

3: Nanomachines, Son.

Secondly, please stop trying to pedestal Yuri. I get it. You lonely blue pillers are so blue pilled up that you, as the male demographic of these games, think a lack of males is some kind of saving grace. I get that you think that misandry is a good thing. That you think that male’s are inherently muhsogynistic. That you think that no pure woman would want a penis. That you think that girls and only girls are a good thing and better than diversity (The actual spice of life). That you think that if you want to gain the affections of a woman, then it can only be from either becoming a girl, or being so effeminate that you might as well be gay.

But to compare this to Metal Gear is like trying to compare American Psycho to The Room by Tommy Wiseau. Both have a sort of cult following (While in Metal Gear’s case bigger than a cult). But only one has that following and is actually any good based on written quality and intellectual prowess on the writers part.

Got it? Only White Knights and beta male mangina’s like this series past wanting to fuck all the chicks themselves. Because you can’t like a quality that doesn’t exist.

That’s what I would have said if the character limit on Steam comments wasn’t 1,000 characters or less. But man. How fucking full of the Yuri fever do you have to be to think that Yuri has ever been comparable to a long running series of the quality of Metal Gear? Not only does Metal Gear update on a time schedule that allows for proper time to make a great story, it uses resources well.

And Yuri fans from what I see are mostly weeaboo meme shitting freaks anways.

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Yuri is more like that one neurotic mom who’s every now and then tolerable. And other times she seems like she’s trying to be tolerable, but only being a chaotic mess of contradictory to one another attempts at being tolerable.

Yuri hasn’t had the best track record. Either slice of life pizza slices that give Weeaboo’s diabete’s and take no intellectual capability to make past knowing some inside jokes and having a decent artist that can entice weeaboo lolicons, or it’s an attempt at an intellectual story that only goes full potato with it’s overly cringe worthy character motivations, plot twists, and character interactions.

Take Kannazuki No Miko for example. Awesome mecha but tossed into a horrible overly greasy mess of a story. It was so balls deep in shit that the Youtube channel Anime Balls Deep would have a fucking field day with that.

The blue haired main girl, Chikane, is like a paragon for Feminazi’s on “strong independent womyn” and yet she lives off of her families money, is some Mary Sue who’s loved by all and yet has some shitty woobie story thrown in, and she’s good at so many things, but can’t for the life of her be any good at knowing how to not be a man hating shit. If Souma wasn’t a man, she’d probably have no problems letting Himeko get saved by her. Since she represents a fanbase that thinks that “if you spend so much time around a real man you’re bound to wanna fuck em” or some shit. They can’t fathom the idea that a lesbian isn’t some purest form of love that can stand the test of time, but think that if you put a man in a main role that doesn’t lead to him getting shafted in terms of how he ends up then it’ll make the series go full harem or some shit.

Himeko is some indecisive emotion and morality sue who can’t decide to do shit, can’t seem to do shit on her own, like when Murakumo just decides to shit itself out to do the job it’s supposed to do, and she can’t seem to just nut up and tell Souma that “sorry. You’re princess is in another series where you’re appreciated and the story is better and we abducted you just to shit all over you”.

Souma is like that one guy who’s a mix of an alpha male and White Knight beta who does good things and is only a beta because he’s being spoonfed shitty ideologies, but will eventually just stop giving a shit about romance and tell the world to fuck itself. Like going #MGTOW or something.

Kannazuki No Miko is like that one Yuri that tries to be super edgy but fails at being really edgy and just goes full cringe edge on you. The girls are hot enough to want to fuck, but the story is so cringe worthy that you can’t see any other reason to watch it othet than to say “Damn I wish I could have sex with Chikane and Himeko” or to say “I wish I could pilot a mecha like Souma and ride a bike like him”.

And the sad thing is that no matter what someone tells you, Yuri is far from being that “underrated genre¬†that not enough people care about”.

From my experience it works like this.

Yuri Vs Yaoi: Mainstream wise Yuri has the most backing and audience. The doujin’s have the most Yaoi which involve not only fanfic level self made manga’s that are basically free advertising with the right credits, but also indie works that don’t go mainstream. Yuri has an easier time going mainstream. Especially subtext shows with little to no presence from males.

Yuri Vs Hetero: Hetero has the edge here. But not enough to where you can say people prefer it by a norm. Most anime fans I’ve seen watch it because it’s the biggest in terms of content. Not because of a preference. Especially in this day and age of PC bullshit. They watch it for the girls. Anyone telling you they watch it because it has enticing romance is probably lying on most occasions. Now I will say that the het stuff has had less cringe worthy stories. Just not very developed at times. But not as cringe worthy. But most fans watch it to fap to the girls and ship them with other girls. Only the vanilla fags of the doujin communities ship the MC like hotcakes. Most forum goers and most people I’ve met say they prefer Yuri since they think it means you’re a faggot to like to see hetero sex. Even if it’s for logical reasons like “envy” and a desire to be the man in the sheets with the girl.

This is pretty much why Yuri has such a horrible track record to me. Because it lacks any intellectually knowledgeable writers, and it has at times, the cringe factor of your average fanfic.

Now for all the anally injured PC Yuritards who think that by not worshiping the vagoo of the great and mighty poo that is Yuri, then here. I have a gift for you.

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Another Rant

Guess what? Chicken butt. Cause all you gonna get is shit.

Just like how trying to take the anime community of many of the forums I frequent is going to be nothing but shit. You know why? Cause it’s fucking shit opinions that’s why. Not shit because they have em or they’re opinions. But because of the context and reasoning.

What do you look for in order to get the most out of anime, manga, and games? Story? Characters? Comedy? Well thought out and placed drama? Those are some really good things.

But then we get down to the lowest form of bile sucking scum shit on the internet. The people who only watch something to get their sexual rocks off and pretend like they have some higher ascended form of taste.

Take a yaoi fan for example. A straight and gay one. Maybe they watch something dramatic for intellectual purposes. Then you have what is called the fag side of the community as coined by 4chan. 4chan. You and your brain dead monkey user base. Get back to the jungles from which you came. If you want to send us weird but fitting terms, just pelt it over here like your feces. But back on track, there’s the fag side of a community. In the Yaoi fans case, it’s the fact that these types of Yaoi fans known as fags are only into the genre for one thing. To see hot dudes make out and self insert themselves into it as either the dominant one or the submissive one. They just want to masturbate. Now that’s not such a problem for me with the ones that I know in my life, but there is one major problem. They just won’t shut up about the shit. Non stop “IT’S SO HOT DESU!!!”.

Now lets take a look at the Yuri fans fag side community. Mainly found on 4chan and people who’ve been on 4chan for a good enough time. Mainly the people on /u/ and people who frequent it for images of lesbo cooch bumping. They will actively bash any male character. They will actively claim to never play a game because it has a male player character. Guess what. You’re fucking retarded for that. Not because of taste. But because of the bullshit lies you spew. You say “I’m not playing Dragon Boxer Maximum because I have to play as a guy and not a cute kawaii girl who gets a harem of girls”. I ask why are you not going to play it because of that. The reply?

“IT’S BECAUSE IT’S SUCH A GENERIC MALE CHARACTER!!!” despite never planning to play the game and despite “Johnny Cuntsmack” the MC riding on top of a unicycle while boxing an undead penguin with Hulk Hogans arms whil the guy has a porno-stache on his face. Johnny Cutsmack in this case is the most interesting thing you’ve seen since sliced bread. But because you don’t wanna fuck him, you don’t wanna play as him. And you try to spew out shit to justify it as some well thought out non sexist viewpoint. You’re a fucking misandrist. And even then, the majority of the ones I am seeing lately are self depreciating men who probably grew up in actual households where they make them whip themselves for being born male and white and shit like that. They spend all their time worshiping the vagina as the supreme lord of the universe while basically being the fucking Uncle Ruckus towards their own gender.

These people will spend so much time hating on a male character supposedly for being “generic” while if you replace it with a female, and have it be the same PERSONALITY, they’ll be all “THIS BITCH IS AWESOME!!! BEST CHARACTER EVER!!!” along with saying the same thing about every other female in the game.As in the fucking shit that makes a character. Gender does not make for good characters. Erza Scarlett is not a good female because of her gender. She is not born good and divine. She behaves like a good character due to writing and personality. A personality that ANY man in a series could be made to portray and it would be all the same. Dante is not cool because of his gender. He’s cool because he has some killer fashion sense and a fucking wild rockstar personality but the ability to show dramatic emotion, that makes him seem awkward yet highly approachable to cast members. He’s not some guy who goes around failing to grab peoples attention like some bombastic idiot like Travis Touchdown who’s always trying TOO FUCKING HARD to emulate a badass. These fans will hate your male characters and call them generic and say shit like “A male character in my precious females presences would make it a harem”. Despite the fact that the series might get 5 male characters to balance out the 7 females in the current cast. And yet they still drop the series faster than the AVGN dropped a douche on Bugs Bunny calling it quits like the raging trollfaced SJW pussies they are.

Here’s the deal. You see a Yuri fan who says shit like “I’m loving ALL the females so far. The main character is okay I guess. He’s coming off as generic”, then don’t talk to them, and if they talk to you, don’t respect them enough to give any serious thought to their comments. Don’t try to see from their point of views. Chances are that the comment they made about their loving all the females is either 80% or 100% of all their posts about a cast with a male character, despite it having such god awful bitches like Shiraume Ume from Bento. And chances are, if the MC is slapped by a lesbian bitch like Shiraume Ume for no reason other than selfish desire to abuse the MALE MC, then not only will she be that motherfuckers fan favorite character, she’ll be solidified as this persons idea of what a good female should be like. Basically being the reasons people abuse alcohol. As you’ll soon see, every fag side of a good fan community will do such.

Take a Yaoi fans dark side and put em in a similar situation. They won’t be as vocally shiftty about showing their true colors. But they sure as hell will be a lot more likely to post three times faster than even the fastest of the Yuri fans dark sides. And all it will be is either “WHY DOES SUPER KYUN KAWAII POON NOT HAVE MORE THAN ONE MALE!? WHERES MY SEME AND UKE HOMOFAGS!?” or “WHY DOES DRAGON BOXER MAXIMUM HAVE NO GAY OPTION!? WHY CAN’T THEY ALL JUST BE DUDES SO THEY CAN FUCK EACH OTHERS BUM BUMS AND CALL IT A DAY!?” Pretty much the same shit. But more confident that people will care and like them for their tastes. Which is hardly the case with comments like those about a possibly decent video game that they haven’t played yet. The purpose of a game is to play the game. Not to play with yourself. Literally. Did you jack off you Samus when you found out she was a girl? Did you never touch the NES game again and only look for fanart with beeg titties?

Fuck. And then we’ve got the last ones to talk about. The heterofags. The dark side of the hetero themed community. The love harems, hetero romcoms, and anything to do with male and female relations. The only real problem being that they think if they can’t beat their dick to something, then it’s not worth it. For example, as I’ve said before, they may hate on Dragon Ball Z because they can’t fap to it. Sure, it’s got Bulma, Marron/Maron (however you spell Krillins old ex), Android 18, and Chichi, the final latter being a fucking bitch. But are they really on screen enough to get a decent cleavage shot that makes their breasts look beyond an F-Cup? Let alone from a series that doesn’t make it’s name for panty shots and such. Fucking pathetic. And man. Let’s not forget the asinine side of the fanfiction community I know. I never said this here, but I know a few people who would rather see KID Gohan, on Namek, having a huge cock for his age, at the age of like 5 or 6, fucking Bulma or Krillins Ex-girlfriend and creaming inside her while she straddles him. Or seeing Roshi fuck the shit out of EVERY girl ever shown up in the series while being at max fucking power. Seriously. These people and their desires to see anything heterosexual will drive a man nuts with what they might come up with. But just about every dark side is into pedophilia.

Basically, these are the fans who only think with their sexuality in mind as to what’s good. If it’s not something they wanna fuck, then it’s not something good. So basically, these are the most socially disturbed, and self righteous people on the planet. They’re the most disgustingly sexist and perverted people I’ve ever seen who relish whenever a man beats up a woman, or whenever a woman in media is portrayed as having a superior gender and being all powerful over the filthy demon known as the man. They won’t say it out loud outside of being anonymous on 4chan or when PMing a fellow SJW on forums or some shit. But trust me. Chances are, if you think something sounded sexist based on how someone worded their tastes, then guess what. They probably are, and they don’t deserve to be graced with your friendship, time, and definitely not your words of wisdom if the just throw it out expecting you to be the same kind of bitch she or he is.

Oh and let’s not forget that self insertion is the purpose of most of these fandumbas communities. Like girls? Like fucking em? Well self insert yourself. No matter how much of a pig you are or are lead to believe, you’ll still be lead to think they’ll give up the pussy to you and you’ll still be able to use your imagination. Like men? Like gettin fucked by em? Look no further. Self insertion is your key to a paradise like no other. Two hot dudes rapin your bum bum and your baby makin hole at the same time. Don’t forget to clean and switch.

They’re about asretarded as this if not more retarded.

What I hate most in an anime/manga/light novel

Characters who are useless. And not the characters who are contextually useless based on established character traits that play an impact on story. But the type of character who’s only purpose is to show up every now and then and make him or herself a bitch.

Such as this pretty little piece of piss water.

Her purpose is to literally be a bitch to the main character and to be almost as bitchy towards the others. All she does is spend her time talking about her preconceived notions on how perverted the main character is to the point of calling him things like “the maggot that festers in the bowels of the filthy male genitalia”. Literally every time she shows up it seems to be all she ever does besides the occasional battle assistance with her hermaphrodite girlfriend . But she doesn’t do anything else to help the cast. Pathetic. Seriously the second most pathetic character I’ve had the displeasure of seeing on a screen or in a book, second only to Shiraume Ume from Ben-To. Think of her as a violent version of this blue haired bitchass. But with black hair and a bit easier to trigger. The MC only has to talk to someone in the same radius as her or any other female and she slaps him and asks permission after she slaps him. Basically both one has an obsessive compulsive order to be a bitch, while the other has the most disgusting treatment of anything male simply because she’s evil and deserves to die.¬† These might just be the Tumblr users of the fictional world.

If I could actually hang them from the neck down and gut them like fishes, then hang them again with their own entrails, I would. So long as I don’t get into trouble for it. But it would probably be worth it.

But I’ll never know…

Now fuck off. Or jerk off. Or you could get revenge on these bitches by jerking off to male fantasy pics of these freaks on shitty porn sites like Rule34 or Gelbooru.