So you want to call people out for cultural appropriation? So you wanna be the paragon of Tumblr Gymnastics? You think you know cultural appropriation?
How bout go fuck yo ugly ass mah nigga.
You wanna go to college? How bout go fuck yourself. White people invented college. Greece was the land of origin. And they’re about as white as it gets. Stay dumb nigga.
You wanna wear a suit and look classy? How bout you’re fired. Jeans. Shirts. Suits. Products of the white man. The white ass boogeyman.
You wanna get greasy veins from eating too many Big Macs? Cultural Appropriation. Richard and Maurice McDonald. Both white cocks.
Fucking white chicks? WHAT KIND OF MENTAL GYMNASTICS DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO THINK ANYONE BUT A WHITE COCK WENT THROUGH THAT PUSSEH.
So you wanna join the NBA? Do you even James Naismith mah ugly ass wigga?
How bout modern medicine? Stop surviving all those diseases with white people’s medicine and invent your own god damn penicillin.
Guess who invented Tumblr. A modern day penny snatcher. How bout Google? A white narcissist. Apple? A white guy with a job, Microsoft? A white dollar stuck in a gate.
So stop culturally appropriating the white folk. Unless you want my Chinese ass to snatch the shit out of your ass when I tear your rectum out from you for culturally appropriating my Kung Fu. Stop appropriating my fucking life you racist shitlords.
I just found out about this like 30 minutes ago and saw a video about it. Now we all know what Tumblr is right? The main site where the majority of the feminazi side of the feminist community like to gather and chant their bullshit about male patriarchy and white straight (Big asshurt trigger if you’re straight) males are the disease of the world. The groups known for trashing males rights movements. Even though males rights and womens right are bullshit being that it should be a bout humans rights in general.
But now I find that some people ran a con FOR Tumblrists? What the fuck is this world coming to…
And it ain’t even the concept of the con that’s the problem. IT’S THE FUCKING EXECUTION!
Guess what they had for their precious Tumblr users there. Go ahead. Guess. Don’t know? Well on the count of 3.
A FUCKING KIDDY POOL WITH MACDONALDS COLORED BALLS IN IT. AND A FUCKING CHILDRENS BIRTHDAY PARTY BOUNCE HOUSE…
No stands with related merchandise related to Tumblr. No stands with art by Tumblr artists. None of the promised panels.
So basically it boils down to this. They couldn’t even pay for half a standard ball pit with 17,000 dollars of sponsorship. And they couldn’t even afford the shit that even families in the Ghetto can afford for their kids birthday parties.
Basically this scene from the Big Bang Theory shows what they can’t afford. WITH 17,000 DOLLARS…
They even had to hand out hotel mints as prizes…
This is what I call the results of a nuclear con warfare. Fucking pathetic…
And for all the trouble, they compensated the users showing up by… Giving them an extra hour in the ball pit…